Hot Mess Gets Interesting Email This Morning

I received this email, a chain email of course, that had some pretty interesting facts. I put some of my own commentary after some of the facts.  I really couldn’t stop myself because some of these things were, umm, I don’t even have words to describe them.  You’ll see. Have yourself a read.   In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with… Continue Reading

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All I want is my Reese’s…

With all the ridiculous crap that is going on in my personal bubble these days, suddenly deciding it would be a brilliant idea to change my name to Tina seemed necessary. It all happened so quickly while sitting here in my office.  So excited about the new name change, I wanted to celebrate by going one floor upstairs to the lunchroom to hit up the vending machines as visions of devouring the package of Reese’s… Continue Reading

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Bipolar Hot Mess Anger Management

There comes a time when you have to realize that certain people that cross your path are just idiots. They will do things like piss on you and try to tell you its raining. So, here is a lesson in Hot Mess Anger Management. When you finally realize that they are complete idiots and you probably should just write them off, instead of writing them off you… you write them on…. THE IDIOT LIST…. The… Continue Reading

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It’s High School Reunion Time!

It’s 1998 and my sister has ever so kindly informed me that this year is my 10 year high school reunion. 10 YEARS!! Just great.  And not just any party, but a party where everyone goes in there hoping that they are more successful than the others, if not THEE most successful. (Most of the attendees are likely majorly exaggerating or just plain flat out lying) But, regardless, at reunions, it’s no secret that you… Continue Reading

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Love, Emotions, I hate feeling emotions…

(Excerpts from the journals of the Bipolar Hot Mess. All names have been changed for privacy.) Why do you love someone?  Love is such a weird emotion to me. I hate the fact that my mind and body have the ability to love people.  Actually, on second thought, I hate having a lot of other emotions and feelings.  I mean, love isn’t the only emotion. I hate feeling sad, or mad, or upset and let’s… Continue Reading

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