The End of Us

Who knew that after being one of the very few people standing in your court, backing you up when everyone else is running away from you like you are the one in flames standing in a barn full of hay, that the joke would really end up being on ME!  Ironically,  I would somehow be the one on fire and you would not have a fire extinguisher, or even a bucket of water, but you […]

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Public Transit Etiquette

After many years of taking the CTA (public transit) in Chicago, I am getting completely disgusted! The rudeness, the inconsiderate ways and mannerisms, and countless other complaints of the other passengers is making the glitter slowly combust inside of me. Since my daily commute requires me to take one bus to one  train each way (minimum) I have developed my own wish list of “Bipolar Hot Mess CTA Rider Etiquette,” that I established after almost […]

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Hot Mess Gets Interesting Email This Morning

I received this email, a chain email of course, that had some pretty interesting facts. I put some of my own commentary after some of the facts.  I really couldn’t stop myself because some of these things were, umm, I don’t even have words to describe them.  You’ll see. Have yourself a read.   In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with […]

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Bipolar Hot Mess Anger Management

There comes a time when you have to realize that certain people that cross your path are just idiots. They will do things like piss on you and try to tell you its raining. So, here is a lesson in Hot Mess Anger Management. When you finally realize that they are complete idiots and you probably should just write them off, instead of writing them off you… you write them on…. THE IDIOT LIST…. The […]

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It’s High School Reunion Time!

It’s 1998 and my sister has ever so kindly informed me that this year is my 10 year high school reunion. 10 YEARS!! Just great.  And not just any party, but a party where everyone goes in there hoping that they are more successful than the others, if not THEE most successful. (Most of the attendees are likely majorly exaggerating or just plain flat out lying) But, regardless, at reunions, it’s no secret that you […]

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