Everybody needs a good rant. And this rant was apparently one that I had a long time ago. At times, its nice to go back and see where you were and where you’ve come….but there are times it kinda sucks because sometimes, where you were was actually BETTER than where you are now…. hmmmm….
FOR F**K’S SAKE….. GOD YOU WIN! YOU WIN! YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN! I give up!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give up trying to do the right thing each day because the day comes and you wake up and decide to take your morning dump right on me!!!!! I do not know what I have done that has caused you to think that I am your personal toilet!!! Isn’t there anyone else out there that you can pick on?? EVEN FOR ONE DAY??!!! FOR ONE FREAKIN DAY!!!!
I wake up each morning, go to work, do my job, come home, watch some tv and go to bed. What in the hell can I possibly be doing that could make you so freakin mad at me????? I try to play well with others (except when they do things like have me thrown in jail….)I try to help others as much as I can. I am caring and giving and do just about anything for my family and friends to help them when they need it. SO WHY DUMP ON ME?! Seriously! Wasn’t blessing me with this wonderful illness enough??? Gosh.
PLEASE. LEAVE ME ALONE! Go shit on someone else! There are much better toilets and more comfortable seats available than my head!!!! I can even draw you a map if you want…….
WHEW… *brushes off hands, steps off platform with trail of glitter following behind* GOOOOOOOOOD Morning Folks! 🙂 Its going to be one of those days!!!!!!!